cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(via date)

i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

(Source: ginberry, via pizzasalad)

lord-of-the-swings:

i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio

so i just

im sorry.

 

(Source: olivertwistandshout, via epic-humor)

internetexplorers:

be careful dont trip over my dick

(via pizzasalad)

liftedandgiftedd:

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking. 

seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)