Uh huh, life's like this ☺

Oh hey, hi there- I'm Nick. I'm nineteen. Australia. Asking me things is cool but if not you're still pretty cool -sometimes I reblog sexy things so if you don't like/shouldn't be seeing that you should probably turn your pretty ass around and go away xoxo


i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(via thehilariousblog)


the reason why I clap after movies is because I want to have influence over the other people in the theatre.  if I clap first and then everyone else claps after me I can feel like I started a trend and that I am really cool and that I have a lot of girlfriends

(via unescapable)

"Excessive stress can alter brain cells, structure and function."

(Source: psych-facts)


im not even a wallflower i’m more like the blade of grass that hasn’t been watered in 17 years

(via trust)



Wow the new assassin’s creed looks really different.

#can’t be assassin’s creed#that’s a woman


if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

(via fuckthegayout)